The wait it over people, tonight we all get to see Marnie flying all over the place in a really unflattering shade of green. There will be songs, pixie dust and one of the less creepy Christopher Walken character. Whether you’re a musical theater devotee or just can’t resist a live televised train wreck, there are worse ways to spend a Thursday night than a sing-a-long accompanied by strategically drinking alcoholic beverages.
Take a shot every time you picture Christopher Walken reprising his Annie Hall role in his Captain Hook outfit.
Drink every time you text your friend, “Wait, is it Neverland or NeverNerverland?”
Add edible glitter to your drink every time you wonder how you’d look with a pixie cut.
Drink whenever you see a lost boy who’s old enough to rent a car.
Drink while they’re singing “I’ll Never Grow Up” and mutter ‘your loss’ into your wine glass.
Drink when they say that quote you wrote on your binder in middle school.
Stop drinking when you consider looking into a career as a pirate.
