Billy Eichner, everyone’s favorite sassy screamer, wrote a song for Taylor Swift called “Glitter and Ribs.” Full disclosure, I thought this song was going to about Taylor’s actual ribs, because girlfriend was looking skini mini at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Billy says that he’s a huge fan of Taylor because she’s, “writing about the most important topic, which is what happens when your boyfriend doesn’t text you back and I think that’s so essential!”
This is the best Taylor Swift song that wasn’t on 1989. It sounds like someone used a Mad Libs generator to create the T. Swift song of our fantasies, because who doesn’t love glitter and ribs? Billy has performed the song before, but this is the first time that he’s taken his act on the road.
