Unless you’re Elsa from Frozen, winter is the actual worst. Cute clothes don’t exactly go with wintry weather, and you definitely can’t wear heels, or even borderline attractive boots, when the snow is covering the majority of your body. (Plus, the walk of shame the next day is truly horrifying if you thought your alcohol blanket would keep you warm.)
Before you leave your current Netflix binge and bed behind for a night out that may or may not be everything you want it to be, you have to weigh the pros and cons of putting on actual clothing.
Pro: The alcohol will warm you up.
Con: You’re going to have to wear every single layer you own.
Pro: If you stay home you’re bound to go at least a little bit stir crazy.
Con: You’ll have to leave Netflix behind, which can be hard if you’re in a committed relationship.
Pro: You could actually meet someone.
Con: Everyone’s already coupled up.
Pro: Drinking with friends is more socially acceptable than splitting a bottle of wine with yourself.
Con: You will probably fall at least once on the icy roads.
Pro: No one will notice.
