Word on the mean streets of the UK is that Prince Harry, your favorite gingerbread man, has been spotted canoodling with Emma Watson (alias: Hermione Granger). This royal wedding would make Wills and Kate look like C-listers.
Woman’s Day Australia is reporting that the two have been going on secret dates and “getting to know each other quite well.” Unclear what that entails — I mean, to really, truly know someone you have to spend a weekend with them and figure out where and when to use the bathroom, but I’m not sure if they’re quite there yet.
Emma has parted ways with her British rugby player boyfriend, and Harry is always single and ready to mingle, even if he’s seeing someone. So, he hollered at mutual friends to hook them up (it happened via email, proving that even a prince can suck at romance).
They went out on a group hang so Emma would feel comfortable, but sparks flew. (This would make for an amazing romance novel.) I just hope the Queen doesn’t find out she’s a muggle.
