Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend was probably a millionaire. For the rest of us, there’s wine. As if you need an excuse to pour of glass of vino, but just in case you need a new reason, we have you covered. Go ahead, grab the corkscrew.
1. Your roommate forgot to refill the Brita filter
2. It’s a scientifically proven fact that those who drink moderate amounts of alcohol like red wine seem to have a lower risk of heart disease
3. That half-drank wine bottle is taking up valuable counter space.
4. You can get really crafty with empty bottles or corks.
5. Wine has this weird quality that makes everyone seem more interesting.
6. You want to be more like Olivia Pope.
7. It’s technically fruit.
8. It’s probably some sort of obscure holiday.
9. You had a horrible day at work and need to cheer up.
10. You had a great day at work and need to celebrate.
11. Wine is cheaper than therapy.
12. You’re more creative after a glass or two.
13. You need to show your friend your new Houdini corkscrew.
14. The gym will still be there tomorrow.
15. Cheese without wine is just wrong…even when it’s just a grilled cheese sandwich.
16. The Bachelor is on.
17. That paper isn’t due until next week.
18. You need to try this new brand you saw at the liquor store.
19. You effing deserve it.
