Tired of everyone you’ve ever met Instagramming their #MCM constantly and posting crazy cute pictures with their boyfriends? Now, you can get in on their game — whether or not you have a boyfriend to call your own.
The holidays might be over, but Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Download Invisible Boyfriend to make sure that your friends are ridiculously jealous when that day rolls around. The app will text you, call you, and even leave romantic voicemails for you. I mean, Netflix is my “Invisible Boyfriend,” but I guess if you’re really desperate this app could be helpful. I can’t help but wonder if this is the app of future. It’s like the movie Her, only with less Scarlett Johansson (but potentially more Ryan Gosling, if I was allowed to choose the invisible boyf of my dreams).
You can practice sexting with your Invisible Boyf, or you can use him to prove to your Bible thumping parents that you’re totally not gay — your choice. I have so many questions — do you tell people you met on Tinder? What do you talk about? Do you get stressed out like you’re talking to an actual guy?
It’s unclear how you’ll convince everyone that you’re in an important relationship when there’s no social media proof, but I guess the voicemails will have to suffice. (Who even leaves voicemails anymore? Other than fake boyfriends…) Luckily, you can take fake selfies with him, which makes sense because all obnoxious couples love a good selfie, especially for #MCM purposes.
For the low price of $24.99, you can invest in the fake boyfriend of your fantasies — which includes 100 texts, 10 voicemails, and a handwritten note. A handwritten note sounds like The Notebook to me — and who said romance was dead? If anyone asks when they’re going to meet your IBF, just tell them he lives in Canada… because that always works.
