Bad first dates; we’ve all been there. Sometimes the conversations can feel like pulling teeth, and other times it would be better if the guy would just shut up. These are those times. If you hear any of these things on your first date, you know you should get up and run for the hills.
1. “Can I lick you?”
Excuse me! Am I an ice cream cone? Get out!
2. “I own a chinchilla.”
Well, it looks like you’ve already found something cuter and more lovable than me. Get back to me once the animal is dead.
3. “I can’t drink milk without vomiting.”
How will you ever be strong? You need calcium!
4. “I hate drama.”
Well, I love it! So just leave!
5. “I’m addicted to porn.”
This is a red flag…and not a cute one!
6. “I only eat raw meat.”
If you’ve dated one caveman, you’ve dated ‘em all. Next!
7.”I pride myself on my ability to keep up with the Kardashians.”
Set some higher standards for yourself, why don’t you? I’ve kept up with them for years and you don’t see me bragging.
8. “I’m sorry I’m not hungry. I filled up on pigs blood before the date.”
Somebody is NOT a gentleman.
9. “I love funerals!”
10. “Eyes are the window to souls and anuses are windows to butts.”
Don’t even try this poetry on me. You’re not a wordsmith and the only way direction these lines move me is out the door.
