The Academy Awards this year may not have been as eventful as they were in the past, but it definitely had its amazing and awkward moments. The 2015 Oscars definitely had a heavy political presence, as several winners used their time on stage to address certain issues. While live-watching the Oscars last night, I decided to compile a list of every loving and brutally honest thought that popped into my head. This was the result:
– This opening performance is kind of cute…kind of cheesy…kind of-OMG is that Jack Black???
– Lupita Nyong’o is an actual goddess. I need close-up details of that pearl Calvin Klein dress ASAP. So elegant.
– Thanks for nearly ruining the whole show with that “With-her-spoon” joke, NPH. My eyes actually hurt from rolling them so hard.
– J.Lo is FLAWLESS.
– I can’t decide if this “Everything is Awesome” performance is fun or annoying. Either way, I’m bopping my head to the beat. Is it almost over?
– NPH just stripped down to his tighty-whities and did a Birdman/Whiplash parody. I am okay with all of this.
– Jared Leto is serving us weird 80s prom aesthetic, but it’s Jared Leto which means it works for him and no one else.
– YASSSSSS PATRICIA ARQUETTE.
– Meryl Streep is kind of my everything. I have heart eyes for her and J.Lo being so hype over Patricia Arquette’s speech. Please tell me someone has already made a GIF of this
– Oh cool! Rita Ora is performing. Time for a bathroom break!
– Chris Pratt is SO damn fine, what is going on?
– Now Idris Elba is on stage and I forgot how to breathe.
– Is Terrance Howard…okay?
– Wasn’t Lady Gaga supposed to perform an hour ago? WHY DO I KEEP BEING LIED TO?
– TAKE ME TO CHURCH, John Legend and Common!
– So which part of John Travolta is actually real?
– John Legend and Common just (possibly) gave us the best acceptance speech of the night.
– The world should already be well aware that Lady Gaga has killer vocals, but just in case you forgot, here she is to slay us all and jog the world’s memory. Don’t worry, she’ll clean up the mess when she changes back into her red
– I should’ve seen Birdman. Why didn’t I see Birdman?
– Wait…did Sean Penn just…? *sinks uncomfortably into chair*
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