In the latest edition of “Stars: They’re Just Like Us!” Blake Lively was spotted baking cookies that are absolutely awful looking for Valentine’s Day. I get it, girlfriend — my cookies never turn out quite like I imagined they would (I’ve made downright hideous cake balls), and I often end up eating most of the batter before they can bake… but I’m not someone who’s trying to build a lifestyle empire. (Although, full disclosure, I wouldn’t be averse to it — being the next Lauren Conrad is kind of my dream).
Look, I’ve seen the venerable Serena van der Woodsen in person, and girlfriend is not exactly gobbling cookies, which explains why she doesn’t know how to make them. Blake does get bonus points for the “Bitch, please” cookie, because that’s how most girls feel about Valentine’s Day.
Sorry, Serena, but these cookies are definitive proof that Blake Lively’s blog Preserve is the Goop of our generation. These look like cookies Serena could’ve accidentally made when she was busy having kitchen sex with Nate.
