Fifty Shades of Grey is a movie that America deserves, but Fifty Shades of Buscemi is the movie America needs. In case you needed further proof that Fifty Shades is actually about a freak-a-leek, it has arrived in the form of this trailer. It is definitive proof that if Christian Grey wasn’t hot, he’d be a serious creep. Instead of dragging your boyfriend to Fifty Shades this Valentine’s Day, why not have a Steve Buscemi marathon? It’s just as romantic.
