Being basic isn’t just a girl thing-bros are susceptible to becoming basic too. It’s important you learn the early warning signs (using the phrase “man cave,” recounting your nightly alcohol consumption with great pride) before things get really serious (Barney Stinson quoting). But if they suggest Hooters for brunch, you know they’re a lost cause. Best to just send them home with some American Dad DVDs and try to remember the good times.
