This week on Jane the Virgin, Jane tries to create peace and harmony between her mom and her boyfriend, Xo is still on her sex-free kick, and Micheal thinks he’s getting close to cracking his case.
1. Listen to your mother when it comes to shady dudes.
Seriously, was anyone surprised when Petra’s ex, the man she scorned, decided to mess with her by leaving flowers that signaled the return of her even eviler ex? Now the questions is, is he just trying to scare her or will he go as far as leading the acid throwing dude right to her suite?
2. When you’re told multiple times you look too tired, maybe don’t drive.
It seems like up until this episode, Jane was all about the bus, but now that she’s working three jobs and being drained of her life-force by the peach now apple, she decides to drive, which leaves her in the care of a medical professional who tells her the obvious-her “butterflies” are the baby’s kicks. It’s like she’s never seen a Lifetime movie.
3. Be careful what you promise God.
After Xo promised to halt her sex life until someone puts a ring on it in exchange for her mother’s consciousness, she doesn’t want to see Rogellio, fearing he won’t be a game of scrabble and kiss on the cheek sort of guy. But it turns out the soap star is willing to wait for her, though he is at least a little bummed about the sexy-times hiatus.
4. Beware of overly happy assistants.
Have you seen The Devil Wears Prada? Fictional assistants to demanding bosses can be manically loyal, but never casually, happy-go-lucky loyal. It definitely means they’re up to something.
5. Do not depend on your hook-up’s loyalty when you’re still in love with your ex.
It’s not about Jane, Micheal? Really? He really needs to look deep within himself and realize for him everything is about Jane.
Next week Jane gets to do some writing, but at what cost?
