Blake Shelton should be the next bachelor, for the entertainment value alone — which is why it’s so perfect that he played one on Saturday Night Live over the weekend. Of course Miranda Lambert exists (and is a goddess), but watching him as a farmer is far more exciting than the actual Farmer Chris. When is Farm Hunk coming? “Um… Can I steal him for a second?” has never been so real. Bonus realness points? You know the curly haired girl always goes home. There are few men I’d volunteer to live on a farm for, but if Blake Shelton was involved I’d prepare my cowboy boots and milkin’ skills.
