If you missed Reign last night, *spoiler alert* you didn’t really miss anything. The highlights? Claude, who loves incest, is currently being poisoned by her mother. Mary, Queen of Scots, is starting to realize that her husband might be preparing to get it in with her bestie (they do share a baby). Conde, that guy you remember from Skins, is looking handsome and being creepy. Also, there was kind of an orgy. It was like 7 minutes in heaven, only two randos had to go at it on a bed while everyone watched and blue curtains blew in the wind. Of course, the highlight of Reign, per usual, consisted of the ridiculous fashion choices that would look more at home at Coachella than French Court.
And now for the awards for the 4 most out-of-place outfits…
