My greatest dream in life is to one day have a golden retriever puppy that stays one forever. Have you seen those puppies? They are unrivaled in cuteness, except maybe by dogs that don’t have teeth, so their tongues loll out of their mouths regularly. If you have an unhealthy obsession with watching golden retrievers frolic on the internet, take comfort in knowing that dogs feel exactly the same way. In “Josie reacts to ‘dog confused by squeaky toy'” (which is a true masterpiece of our time), the golden in question is transfixed by the adorable images on her screen. In fact, by the end of it she’s ready to jump in and play… and so am I, because it’s that amazing.
