New Year’s Eve is a magical moment, where champagne and glitter rule. You don’t care until the next morning, when you’re finding glitter in strange places and the thought of champagne anything makes you want to cry and/or vomit. Like the little mermaid, you’re on strange ground, trying to find your voice (because it’s nowhere to be found if your face is anywhere near a porcelain bowl, unfortunately). Also like Ariel, it looked like you were just learning how to walk because of all your high heeled hobbling. She’s basically your new year’s eve soul sister/spirt mermaid.
After a night of mindless fun, fake eyelashes that are still clinging to your face are an unhelpful reminder of your NYE antics. Luckily, The Little Mermaid is here to remind you of your evening.
1. When you wake up and have the worst case of cottonmouth of all time.
You just need coconut water, blue Powerade, and something sweet and something salty and you should be good to go.
2. When someone reminds you of what you did last night…
You’re basically Icona Pop in 2015. I don’t care! I love it! Only you don’t really love that you texted your most recent ex at 12:35 to wish him a happy new year, with a picture you probably never should’ve taken, much less sent.
3. When you start remembering literally anything you did on NYE
Feel better about your life and choices by knowing that it could always be worse. Plus, now that it’s 2015, it’s like last night never happened (or at least, that’s what you keep telling yourself).
4. When that bagel isn’t helping
You start to remember everything you drank last night — and it isn’t pretty. You probably shouldn’t have combined champagne, Fireball, and copious amounts of dirt cheap vodka. In fact, you probably shouldn’t have combined Fireball with anything.
5. When you look at pictures from last night
Sure, you probably don’t feel your most gorgeous when you’re lying in last night’s outfit and your hairspray/champagne sprayed hair is quickly drooping, but last night’s filters were fabulous.
