Last Week with John Oliver is still on winter break, but the helpful Brit returned to YouTube to offer some New Year’s Eve advice, not on how to come up with some great resolutions, but how to avoid the festivities. His ideas include inventing a cousin in dire need of made-up medical care and pretending to be on a cleanse (though that one’s tricky, you might not be invited over ever again). Whatever you do, avoid Time Square, and remember to hydrate.
