Wow, busy week for reported lady-on-lady lovin’. After hearing that Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss may have (but totally didn’t) make out at a concert this past Thursday, we’re hearing that maybe Swift’s fellow songstress and famed master of subtlety Miley Cyrus might have kissed Paris Hilton. It’s like a really sparkly and weird version of Celebrity Mad-Libs. The two party-loving blondes were in Miami for Art Basel, and allegedly were spied kissing at a night club. Cyrus was with her new beau Patrick Schwarzenegger at a multitude of clubs, staying out until around 5:30am. The duo met up with Hilton at E11EVEN, a popular spot in South Beach and this is pretty much what we imagine happened next:
The two lock eyes from across the room. Miley twerked up on Paris, who said “that’s hot.” Then Miley put her mouth on Paris’s mouth. Fin.
It’s like 2014 made out with 2004. And everyone was wearing the Barbie for Moschino collection.
[Lead images via Instagram]
