“He’s a player”
In college it means: The guy gets with a lot of ladies, and it sucks when you’re one of them but it’s not that big of a deal. This guy usually gets a lot of high fives from his bros.
Post-grad it means: GET. TESTED.
“NCMO”
In college it means: Non-committal make out.
Post-grad it means: The same thing, but kind of sadder.
“Netflixer”
In college it means: A course so easy the most productive thing you get done is get caught up on your Netflix queue.
Post-grad it means: If you’re watching Netflix at work, it probably means you’ll be getting fired soon.
“Alpha Greek”
In college it means: One Greek to rule them all.
Post-grad it means: Ain’t no Greek Life in the real world.
“I got sexiled”
In college it means: Your roommate is having sex, so sleeping in the hallway it is!
Post-grad it means: Good lord what kind of living situation are you in right now?! Move immediately.
“I’ll just call mom/dad”
In college it means: If you’re lucky, your bank account will be fuller within the week.
Post-grad it means: If you’re lucky, you won’t be “calling them” from your childhood bedroom.
“Dance floor make out”
In college it means: You had an embarrassingly public make out with someone whose face you can’t fully recall. But their hands were everywhere.
Post-grad it means: You had an embarrassingly public make out with someone whose face you can’t fully recall. But their hands were everywhere and also you’re an adult now.
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