Ed Sheeran, your favorite modern-day troubadour, went next level creeper at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. He didn’t let being a foot shorter than everyone on stage (other than Ariana Grande sans ponytaial) deter him from smiling like the happiest boy who ever lived. My goal is to one day be as happy as Ed Sheeran was, but I think the only thing that could make that happen is a private performance by Hozier and his man bun, followed by a proposal.
I’m convinced that Ed Sheeran is that guy on campus who’s always barefoot and playing “Wonderwall,” usually in some kind of Birkenstocks situation. He’s consistently friend-zoned by basically everybody — from Taylor Swift (who doesn’t seem to have a type other than “hard ten” as she’s dated much of Hollywood), to Ellie Goulding who cheated on him with One Direction (not all of them at once, obviously). Despite his seeming inability to score, he spent time around Vicky’s Secret best Angels. If you want to see the happiest boy in the world, look no further. Unfortunately, most have boyfriends… but I’m still waiting for Taylor to realize that Ed Sheeran is her destiny. After all, they’d have the best break up duets — so many feelings.
