It’s more than common for journalists to have obituaries ready before the death actually happens. If you watched 30 Rock, you know this to be true (remember when Tracy discovered his and realized he was a hot mess, and Jenna found out she wasn’t famous enough for one?). It appears that the People magazine writers are basically fortune tellers. They can see the future, and they’re bringing it straight to your computer screen. No need to pay for a palm reading, because their DO NOT PUBLISH posts were all posted last night, predicting death and divorce everywhere. There is an intern, somewhere in the world, being fired today.
