I’ve never been a huge fan of Lulu. While I love the idea of knowing absolutely everything about a boy before I meet him (which is why I’m such a stellar internet stalker), it skeeves me out to know all of the intimate details. After all, nothing’s a reminder that we’re all someone’s sloppy seconds (or thirds, or fourths), quite like Lulu.Despite Lulu’s fatal flaws, it is helpful to know if a guy is going to love you and leave you right off the bat (even if said review was written by a scorned ex-girlfriend).
Now, Lulu is being more than helpful by providing a list of the best boys in America. While I don’t know anyone on this list personally, I feel sure if they ranked the boy’s with the lowest scores (especially for commitment), I would know most of them (intimately).
Before you start thinking about just how many girls these dudes must have boned to make this list, realize that at least they’re not awful human beings. If you’re looking for a boyfriend to watch Netflix with this winter, here are your best options (along with some of our personal favorites, below). Once you find the top-rated boy near you, you can contact him immediately (I feel sure he’s available on Tinder).
